A woman goes into a library and says, “I’m looking for the title The Perfect Man.” The librarian replies, “Comics are in the children’s section.”
I went to the local bookstore to buy a book about conspiracies. There weren’t any there. Coincidence?
I asked my overly friendly friend, “What would you say to a nice glass of wine?” He replied, “Hello, nice glass of wine.”
She didn’t understand the concept: she gave away a scarf because she said it was too tight.