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By Lou Marzeles

The 8:01 handbasket for the nether regions leaves soon



The 8:01 handbasket to Hell is about to leave, and the whole country is going to be on it.

Whichever party wins on Election Day, that’s what many voters on the losing side are going to say. (We’re calling it the “8:01” because that’s right after the time polls close or ballots have to be in many states on that day.)

Actually, backers of both parties are already issuing this dire warning about the fate of the country should voters be foolhardy enough to elect the “wrong” candidate. The way they paint the picture, opposing candidates are in the pockets of the handbasket lobby, which actively supports the agenda of Hell because of its strongly liberal/conservative (you choose)...

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