The Goldendale Sentinel - Headlines & History since 1879

By Lou Marzeles
Editor and Publisher 

A study of worlds lightyears apart unfolds in Goldendale



They are smart, fast, breathtakingly daring in their approaches, these mastermind criminals of Goldendale. Hold on. The strain of keeping a straight face while I wrote that first sentence was a little much. I’ll be right back.

OK, much better now. Where was I? Oh, yes, the dunderheaded morons around town who steal for a living. Hey, don’t knock it. It’s a pretty good job: you’re your own boss, you can set your own hours, you don’t have to pay taxes. It’s dangerous work, but if you’re smart, you pick the right place. You find someplace other than Goldendale to do it. It’s just too hot in Goldendale.

Well, that’s how it should be, anyway. Good police work begins with integ...

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