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County cows are secretly aliens, spokesman says


Many Klickitat County cows are actually aliens, UFO researcher Carleton Stooty reports.

Klickitat County has long been reported as a hotbed of UFO activity, especially in the region around the town of Perch Pond, in the northwestern corner of the sprawling county. The Perch Pond Project is the best-known organization investigating UFO and alien activity in the area, and Stooty is its spokesperson.

“I know at least nine cows around Perch Pond that are definitely aliens in disguise,” Stooty said at a press conference Friday held at the Huckleberry Hound Diner in downtown Perch Pond. None of the guests dining there at the time was aware there was a press conference going on, but Stooty s...

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