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By Lou Marzeles

To pee or not to pee: that is the question for the drunk


If you’re at one of the Main Street bars and you’re roaring drunk and you go outside to smoke a cigarette, do you really have to urinate at/on the entrances of businesses?

Judging from recent reports from distraught business owners, evidently so.

Apparently distances are much greater when you’re plastered. You’re essentially without a functioning brain, presuming you had one to begin with. You have to go outside to smoke because of Washington law, then nature’s primordial necessity takes over. The prospect of traveling all the way from the sidewalk, into the building you just came out of, and down that vast walkway to the door of the restroom is like walking across Death Valley...

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