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Do you know what day it is?

April 1

Hint: it's kind of like a spring trick-or-treat without the treat, in special honor of fools.

No, it's not the IRS tax deadline. That's the 15th.

As we've done every year for the past five years, The Sentinel is holding an April Fool's Day (AFD) contest. The first person to correctly identify the three items in this week's paper that are phony AFD stories and calls the stories in wins a free one-year subscription to the paper.

Today's headlines (some are real, some not)*:

• IRS callers cracking down on delinquent taxpayers.

• State weighs raising minimum wage to $12.

• What makes Bigfoot tick?

("Nothing," he responds. "I'm not a clock." Exclusive Sentinel story.)

• County Assess...

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