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State cracks down on eagle hunts


In what appears to be an escalation of action by aliens who have been operating out of a New Mexico mountain, there have been a number of sightings of ships hunting wildlife in the skies over Klickitat County. The culprits, believed to be greys, were caught on film last week by a man we will call Jake, although his real name is Fred Houghington and he lives in a cardboard box just up Box Canyon Road. Jake is afraid of being hunted down if his name gets out there.

Jake gave this account of events last week. “Thar I were about 6 p.m. fixin’ to watch Jeopardy when a bunch of birds began to go crazy. I looked up and saw this big craft, about the the shape of a Sucrets tin. Before I knowed...

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