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By Lou Marzeles

Signs of the times are signs of indelicacy to some


He’s so dense, light bends around him. That’s an old joke, but you could easily replace the “he” in the joke with any number of politicians; government agencies; What’s-His-Bucket in North Korea; the Washington State legislator who told citizens to grow up and stop whining about the transgender bathroom law; Tom Brady; my third grade arithmetic teacher; and probably most criminals in Klickitat County.

This is written at great risk of offending the delicate sensibilities of regional lawbreakers. The disparagement wrought upon their collective spoiled inner child must be unbearable. Still they find a way to soldier on, realizing as they do that a criminal’s gotta do what a crimi...

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