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By Lou Marzeles

Presidential politics and the Tao of ScumOff: a fable


A few weeks back I was at the Goldendale Home, Garden, Sportsman, Luthier, Shoe Repair, Cyclotron Refurbishing, Storm Chasers, & Mandolin Show. OK, it only had the first three, but a man can dream. While I was there, I bought an interesting product called ScumOff, and it got me thinking about this year’s presidential election.

ScumOff works pretty well. It’s designed to tackle really horrific cleaning jobs, like a shower stall that hasn’t been cleaned since Socrates was in high school. I have to say, in my experience it definitely cuts through tough scum. It tore through the best messes our cats had to offer, which depressed them greatly.

The more I thought about cutting through tou...

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