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April Fools Edition: Sentinel to begin paper delivery by drone


March 29, 2017

It’s a bird, it’s a plane—it’s The Sentinel!

In an effort to better serve our readers and cut carrier payroll, The Sentinel is experimenting with a drone delivery service. Affectionately nicknamed “Skynet Mastercontrol Deathbot,” the company quadcopter has already proven as efficient as a 7th grader and twice as entertaining.

In unrelated news, investigators are still baffled by a recent uptick in private airplane crashes and downed power lines.


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