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December 27, 2017

I hope you all have a very Happy New Year!

Wow—2018: Remember when the whole world was going to come to a screeching halt when the clock struck midnight on the year 2000? I laughed at everyone then and was justified, because humans created the computer so humans can fix computers. They only exist to make humans work less and weigh more.

Very few of our great grandparents were overweight. They worked at what we call our everyday chores instead of letting the machines and computers do it for them. Granted, I’ve become as lazy as the next guy and can’t imagine life without them, but have they made our bodies stronger? Some computerized machines were made to make us jog, climb, or pump...

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