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By Lou Marzeles

State earns a dubious first place

STATE WITH THE MOST: Northern states have the greatest number of per capita UFO sightings, say people who say they know. Of all states, Washington tops the list with the largest number of sightings of unidentified aircraft.

Washington State is number 1! Break out the champagne!

Oh, wait-do aliens drink champagne?

Extraterrestrial interest has been on the rise since news broke about Navy pilots spotting UFOs back in May with dramatic video from Navy cockpits showing the objects and pilots' responses to them-this is actually true- and it held strong right through UFO Awareness Day on July 2.

Yes, people with way too much time on their hands have organized and declared a UFO Awareness Day. It reminds one of a Jeff Foxworthy redneck joke: "If the UFO Hotline limits you to three calls a day, you might be a redneck." Curiously, UFO sightings around Foxworthy country tend to be relatively low compared to Washington...

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