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Okidoki builds flying car


Fabled Japanese tech firm Okidoki Enterprises (tag line: “It’s not just good—it’s Okidoki!”) has added an anti-gravity flying car to its list of technological accomplishments.

“They said it couldn’t be done,” an Okidoki spokesman said at a press conference today, “so for the longest time we didn’t try. I mean, if everybody says it can’t be done, who’s crazy enough to try? As Homer Simpson once said, ‘Trying is the first step to failure.’”

Still, after further consideration, the Okidoki team buckled down and watched The Absent-Minded Professor and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang repeatedly. “We even watched clips from ‘The Flying Nun,’” one staffer noted. “W...

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