Good news! We lead in Bigfoot sightings!
July 29, 2020
The sage analysts at SatelliteInternet.com, evidently swamped with spare time and pristine data, have officially declared Washington as the state with the most sightings of a potentially fictional figure. With 676 reported sightings of Bigfoot, Washington stands proudly at the peak of this phenomenon.
The website says this: "Bigfoots love those forest areas [wait, what? Isn't the plural Bigfeet?], especially if there are some snow-capped mountains and fresh water sources nearby. If you're hiking and camping in the wilderness, look for the orangutan-like giant roaming along treelines of dense forests or crossing empty highways.
"With over 676 sightings reported, Washington is by far...