By Lou Marzeles

Good news! We lead in Bigfoot sightings!



BIGFOOT BIG IN WASHINGTON: Washington state leads the country in Bigfoot sighting by a wide margin.


The sage analysts at, evidently swamped with spare time and pristine data, have officially declared Washington as the state with the most sightings of a potentially fictional figure. With 676 reported sightings of Bigfoot, Washington stands proudly at the peak of this phenomenon.

The website says this: "Bigfoots love those forest areas [wait, what? Isn't the plural Bigfeet?], especially if there are some snow-capped mountains and fresh water sources nearby. If you're hiking and camping in the wilderness, look for the orangutan-like giant roaming along treelines of dense forests or crossing empty highways.

"With over 676 sightings reported, Washington is by far...

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